"cooterbaldwin" (cooterbaldwin)
06/19/2016 at 18:05 • Filed to: None
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"cooterbaldwin" (cooterbaldwin)
06/19/2016 at 18:05 • Filed to: None | 0
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Looked in my rearview mirror yesterday and saw a current-ish gen. white Camaro weaving through traffic, obviously going a lot faster than the traffic around it. Traffic that was already significantly above the 65 posted limit. Judging by how fast it went past me, I’m guessing it was going 85-90. Around here t his definitely in the if a cop or trooper sees you, you’re getting a ticket range.
As the thing goes past I see it’s a Z28 with a personalized tag: PASSN U
How fucking stupid do you have to be to get PASSN U as a tag, on any car? Having that tag pretty much guarantees you get no slack anytime you’re pulled over. If you’re ever in an accident you’re going to have to prove to the police and any insurance companies you weren’t at fault. Every human being you meet is going to assume, correctly, that you’re an asshole.
How ridiculously fucking stupid do you have to be to put PASSN U on your plates and then drive like enough of an ass to guarantee you’re going to get pulled over if a cop sees you?
How insanely ridiculously fucking stupid do you have to be to put PASSN U on a Z28, pretty much insuring that when your car gets keyed on a semi-weekly basis you get no sympathy from the police or your insurance agent?
And here is the part I don’t get. How can someone that ungodly insanely ridiculously fucking stupid afford a Z28 in the first place?
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> cooterbaldwin
06/19/2016 at 18:12 |
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You’re gonna be REAL mad when I pass you in the Celica
Berang
> cooterbaldwin
06/19/2016 at 18:12 |
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Stupid enough to also think that weaving in between traffic will get you home any faster than just picking a lane and driving home.
Aaron M - MasoFiST
> cooterbaldwin
06/19/2016 at 18:12 |
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You ask that as if spending large amounts of money in any way correlates with intelligence.
Steve in Manhattan
> cooterbaldwin
06/19/2016 at 18:15 |
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I have met more than a few assholes with far too much money. If you see the car again, you should mete out the correct punishment. Not gonna say what that is ....
LongbowMkII
> cooterbaldwin
06/19/2016 at 18:18 |
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Did it have a flow-tie?
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Steve in Manhattan
06/19/2016 at 18:19 |
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A firm wag of the finger?
-this space for rent-
> cooterbaldwin
06/19/2016 at 18:21 |
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I regularly see a car with the plate “most hi 1". I think it’s supposed to be a reference to Jebus, but dang.
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Steve in Manhattan
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/19/2016 at 18:32 |
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A stern letter? Or perhaps a baseball bat?
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Steve in Manhattan
06/19/2016 at 18:34 |
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Ah, the old “invite him out to a sporting event to make a friendship” approach. A classic.
Honeybunchesofgoats
> cooterbaldwin
06/19/2016 at 18:45 |
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Dude, it isn’t “passn u.”
“Pas” is French for “not,” “snu” is Polish for “dream.” This Franco-Pole in the Z28 isn’t saying that he’s “passn u,” but rather that life isn’t a dream, because he’s living the dream (in a bitchin’ Camaro).
I bet you're embarrassed now.
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Steve in Manhattan
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
06/19/2016 at 20:16 |
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Well, a ballpark offers a long time to teach someone a lesson.